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Is it weird that i can find comfort in the music of Cowboy Mouth, At The Gates, Arch Enemy, and Hank Snow, all at just about the same time?

"i took you home from a party, and we kissed in fun.
A few stolen kisses, and no harm was done.
In stead of stopping when we could, we went right on.
Till suddenly we found, the brakes were gone.

You belong to someone else and i do too.
It's just as crazy being here with you.
As a bad motorcycle with a devil in the seat.
Doin 90 miles an hour down a dead e… Continue

Picture for me, your significant other. You have more or less, spent every night together for the past 2 years. Your mate obtains a new job and is suddenly "out of town" for months on end. There was a period where you supported your mate for several months, had fights, and reconciled. Now, being the independent person that you are, find yourself in an economic hardship. As hard as you find it, you have to ask this significant other for money. They assure you that it is no problem, they have plen… Continue

i'm having problems. Problems that i need to be home to fix, but that i can't come home for. i do not feel the need to go into detail, but suffice to say that the easiest solution is to approach my best friend since 4th grade, break every bone in his body, wrap a chain around his pudgy fucking neck, and drag his worthless ass to Omaha. But then, i can only speculate as of now. There are only so many public records that i can trace, and the one's that i can trace say that he's a lying piece of sh… Continue

i see no green fairy, you lying mother fucker!

i say this to the good friend who got me into the Absinthe craze. i should have stuck with Uzo. Much like Absinthe, the stuff that you get here in America is shit. But the first time i tried it, i was sitting in the front porch at my (then) girlfriend's house teaching her little brother how to cheat at poker, and her step-dad came out with a strange bottle. He asked me if i was expecting to take any drug tests in my near future, and then proceeded… Continue

i ran out to the liquor store after work today. i picked up a 12-bottle sample pack of Boulevard beer (i wanted to try their dry stout, and was impressed) and saw a bottle of absynthe on the counter. It was the shitty "Americanized" absynthe, and so i dismissed it. The bottle next to it also caught my attention though. It was a tall, dark fifth with a pair of sexy green eyes printed on it. The name was Licid and the tag stated that it actually contained Wormwood. i have yet to try it. If i trip,… Continue