Satan is coming!

[SugaCubez 352]

Everybody ready for a class reunion? Not only is Jesus returning soon... not only is the Buddha incarnated here with us again; but yes Satan too is coming to join the party! That is according to Blackwood.

The Self Proclaimed Leader of Theistic Satanism Grand Magister Blackwood received a telepathic message from Satan after a night of goat slaughtering with "the best minds of Satanism." Satan himself told the Blackwood that he (Satan) will be coming to earth in 3 years... 2012! What a coincidence... 2012.

Of course, as Blackwood has divined, when Satan comes, he will need a house to live in. So, on behalf of Satan Blackwood is asking for donations which will be sent to a secret bank account to build Satan a church! Whose going to build the church for Satan first - Blackwood or Reverend Ronald French?

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[Serpentine]

Fundie satanists are just as bad or worse than fundie christians. "We're right and you're wrong." Typical. *shakes head*

[Leon Engelbrecht]

hear hear

[Mister_Six]

ROFL!!!!! Satan already has a house! It's called the PlayBoy Mansion! Hugh Hefner has been offering forbidden fruit for decades now. LOL!!!! Thanks for the laugh Shugz ;) If Satan comes back as some skinny, glasses wearning dweeb, I will beat him up and take his lunch money. I want horns and red skin!!!!! I envision Satan as portrayed in Legend, a true force of darkness. Maybe my friend Charles is the Debil? hmmmmm.....

Seriously, I got a kick outta this. Thanks :D

[Lucifurry:352]

Darkness from Legend is Hawt! I love that old movie! Who knew Darkness was the tranny from the Rocky Horror Picture Show?!

[NARCISSUS]

People never cease to amaze me. The son, I mean satan has come you all been left behind. I wish we've all been ready... A play on dc talks remake of a 60s (jesus freak song) about the "rapture". seriously, Blackwood sounds drunk in that audio. lol

If that 2012 thing about the magnetic rays come to pass like I said recently in a joking manner,
'I'll be there with a champagne bottle toasting the destruction.

[Leo-Gonzo Satanist]

Lucifuury, Thanks for the moring movie clips. Especially the RHPS clip.
As for the matter at hand, one word comes to mind: CRACKPOT. OK, I think that covers it.

[Leon Engelbrecht]

Satan is coming!
Look busy!

[Leo-Gonzo Satanist]

I didn't have time to hear the whole clip out this morning but now having sat through Mr. Blackwood's presentation I must say that his eloquence with the language has brought tears to my eyes. (and shortness of breath) I also find it odd that as Satan comes to earth that he needs a couch to crash on. I guess being the Prince of Darkness isn't what it used to be.

[Eric T. Schuetz]

Gee, that is awesome! Let me send every single penny I have to rub together to Blackwood RIGHT NOW! I want to help donate my hard earned money on building a church for Satan, instead of on my family! That is great!

[Sara]

Well, probably mr. french. but instead of building it, im sure he would gladly offer his "super" dome as long as Satan told everyone it was him ;)

[NARCISSUS]

In a way Blackwood was right Satan is coming, but not in the literal sense as he claims, instead in the form of breaking down the old aeon making way for a new one. destruction/disruption always precede creation. What's more if that being exotericly known as Satan were to literally be presenced in the casual, I doubt that he would choose blackwood, or any person for that matter to be his personal PR person nor would he need their pad to crash at...then again he has to rest before his work, now would he be resting on the seventh day? lol

[Lucifurry:352]

lol... yeah, if I were Satan and I was coming, I wouldn't want to come inside Blackwood either ;) Get it... *barf* @_@ Ur esoteric observations feels right Narcissus. The word "satana" in Sanskrit actually means to tear down, cut out, or destroy. To Presence The Dark, that Acausal Essence, exoterically referred to as "Satan" is to destroy the Old Aeon and everything associated with it physically, mentally, emotionally, psychologically, spiritually; to achieve Liberation and - like the Phoenix - allow a New Aeon to rise up from the ashes of the old.

There is "Brahma" the Creator, "Shiva" the Destroyer, and "Vishnu" the Sustainer. There are those that Create like Buddha, Muhammad, Marx, & Myatt & even LaVey creates. There are those that destroy, like how the past Revolutionaries from Washington to Lenin to Che have destroyed. Then there are the maintainers of what new things have been created from the ashes of the old... they are the Mundanes who neither have the genius to create or the guts to destroy. In the end it all works out and we come to learn that these three types of people exist for a reason and need each other, if civilization and humanity is to exist and progress forward.